Social issues

George Bush has major support from all kinds of people. From white to Christian to the institutionalized, Bush can sure draw a crowd. He is apparently against abortion, which is great, who wants to make choices anymore? He is against gay marriage, mostly because he doesn’t want people marrying their dogs. He is a Born-Again Christian, which means he gets most of the Midwest votes. He is also a family man. He has two dogs and a couple of humans.

see bush loves gays, in fact he is one. Wikipedia never lies.

he likes his press conferences well-lit

http://brotherofyeshua.com/ says that “George Bush is a man of faith -- and the Lord has called him to deliver a message to another man who has the power to begin the process of restoring World Peace.”
It also says that “Seat belts are a Secular-Humanist religious ritual practiced by Atheists imbued with a Darwinist Mindset as their holy grail. A man who wears a seat belt either rejects the Bible and the Higher Order of Man's Spiritual Reality, or is a babe in Christ who knows no better.”

Bush is a man of the people, despite his low approval ratings, those statistics are flawed anyways. Those tests ask everyone in the nation whether they like bush or not, what they should be doing is asking everyone in the rich areas whether they like bush or not, those are the people who matter.

Somedays he has really bad dandruff.

Bush, like the horrible economy, will eventually stagger back into a place of power, we just need to start forcing people into liking him.